Will Heron's review of Operation Cornwall by Eddie Lanacaster
Operation Cornwall is a riotous British crime romp through the landscape of modern Britain.
Taxi driver Joe can't stand his shopping addicted wife, she spends all his hard-earned cash on crap and the romance has long since fizzled out of their relationship and been replaced with hatred. He has met a Cornish candle maker online and dreams of escaping his life, murdering his wife and starting again in Cornwall.
He is distracted for a moment by a large Chinese drug dealer he was waiting for outside a dodgy tower block when he very rudely falls to his death in front of him. Not wishing to get tied up in whatever just happened, he drives off, forgetting he has his mobile phone in his cab.
It doesn't take long for an army of Triads seeking revenge and the Nazi skinheads responsible for the large Chinese mans attempt to fly to start to pursue Joe to get the phone back.
As he sets off to Cornwall with his wife to set his murderous plans in motion, followed by meth-smoking skinheads and 4*4's full of vengeful Chinese gang members, his terribly thought-out plan soon goes to pot as he realises he has been the victim of an online scam romance. There is no candle maker waiting for him with open arms and his wife has an ulterior motive for agreeing all too easily on the trip to Cornwall.
As the multiple storylines collide with explosions and shootings, will anyone survive intact and will the Police ever have any clue what has happened.